I can't stop it...it just suddenly comes upon me. My wife and kids think I'm going crazy, but are mostly annoyed.
"the king is back" (chorus: "no way")..."the king is back (chorus: "you don't say.")
"He used to be Gandalf The Grey...but now he's Gandalf The White....he fought a demon in a cave, and he's back to save the day."
"Saurmon is an evil wizard, he digs up Orcs and that's no lie..."
"The Shire is the place to be...a beautiful home for you and me".
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME! Maybe, by posting this, it will free my mind from this torture, this pain, this horrible curse.
"The elves may have gone to the next life--tragic, but at least they left us people that make cookies...ooohhh, that elfin-magic...
No, I think it's permanent...
