Today's Random Thoughts - Olympic Edition
- The poor air quality in China has been well documented, but LOOK AT IT ON YOUR HD TV! It's very scary. You can't even see outside for more than fifty feet behind Bob Costas during a broadcast. A local news story here in Columbus interviewed an expert in pollution from Ohio State, and he said "it could all come here." Enjoy those cheap Chinese products from the world's factory while they last folks, the environment is paying for it.
- Michael Phelps might be the greatest swimmer and Olympian ever, but he still has horse teeth.
- I used to hang out at fairs with the "Guess Your Age And Weight" people (seriously) so I'm not bad at guessing. If those little Chinese gymnasts are really close to (or are already) sixteen, they could star in Disney's new feature film, "Honey, I Shrunk the Gymnasts".
- I've come up with a universal definition of barbeque: anything that's dead, cooked, and has sauce on it.
